Bonus Points

While a passenger in a car, and you see people walking on the road, one yells, "Bonus Points", and the driver runs over, or threatens to run over the pedestrians.

Billy: Bonus Points!
Ricky: (Floors on the gas pedal)
The pedestrians leap int the snow off of the road.

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Russian Trombone

The act of receiving a hand job while having your partner blow on your butt hole.

Bro, last night I got a russian trombone from this Indian hooker and my butt hole is still moist!

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