Space Heater

An electrical device that basically gives off heat. Mechanical fire. Invaluable in the Mid-West and North. Out of stock 24/7 at Home Depot. Highly addictive once you sit down next to it. The reason I get out of bed from November to January.

Damn it, my space heater broke again.
That old piece of shit? You should go over to Heather's. Her's is an 8 by 12.

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Actor

A person who, aside from poverty and ramen-fueled jokes, desires to express with images what words cannot. Story-telling at its best. An indescribable longing to show others they are not alone in this world.

“With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise you're not being an actor. You're lying."

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