blonker

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit.

Dude, I got a blonker yesterday.

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Get painted

Term coined by Violent Jay of the Insane Clown Posse, while serving as a guest on the radio show "Loveline" (used to be a tv show on MTV). The term refers to a man ejaculating upon the face of a female partner.

See also money shot

1. "I'm very familiar with my own nut 'cause I'm constantly spattin' it off in groupie's faces. Sshplaaaat! Right in their face! Get it all! Get painted, freak! I say get painted when I'm painting them with my jiz." -Violent Jay

2. Last Friday night, Shane got Carissa drunk and had a grand time painting her face.

3. The clown painted my face at the carnival last weekend.

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pre-drink, predrink

Getting wasted before going to an event or the bar so you dont have to pay the higher prices for alcohol.

I'm a poor dirt bag, I need to pre-drink first

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kitchen cabinets

to put cabinets in your kitchen ;)

well, i guess it could stand for having sex...

courtenay puts cabinets in heh kitchen all the time

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Coco

The sexiest and smartest man alive!

The Coco's are closer than the "Lilo's"

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noisecore

noisecore is a subgenre of metal that transcends both hardcore and metal. It's intrumentation is unique- in that the guitar riffs are numerous and chaotic- often involving harmonics and fretboard noise. The vocals are normal screamed and hard to follow. That , however does not mean that the lyrics themselves are banal and unintelligent. On the contrary, noisecore lyrics are esoteric and ambiguous often having multiple meanings. Some of the most proficient of drummers can be found in noisecore.The rythmns are sporadic and often polyrythmic as well. Jazz influences can also be found in noisecore as well. The more complex the music is, the farther away from tradional song structures become.Chaos in noisecore is paramount.Noisescapes and samples are found frequently in this genre as an enhancement to the music to give it a more darker feel.

converge the dillenger escape plan

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pitch a tent

to strike a boner

Whenever Shallon walks by, they all pitch a tent.

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