tree fidy

three dollars and fifty cence

the loch ness monster came up to and said "i need about tree fidy"

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venezuelan shower

A shower that last less than 3 minutes.

Referencing the 3 minute shower limit by Hugo Chavez.

Quote from Hugo Chavez 'Some people sing in the shower, in the shower half an hour. No kids, three minutes is more than enough. I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink,' he said during a televised Cabinet meeting.'

Scott used all the hot water and I was forced to take a Venezuelan shower.

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joo

a more derogatory form of jew, used when trying to make a jew seem worse than it is, see jew and this is worse

dan is such a stupid joo

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da ism

noun
1. Ability to pick up members of the opposite sex.

2. General complement.

1. "Greg sure has the ism"

2. "You got da ism, baby!

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Saint Patrick's Day

St Patrick's day is held on March 17th.
It is the date that Saint Patrick died. Saint Patrick is the man who is said to have introduced the catholic religion to Ireland. He tried to explain "the trinity" (3 people in the one god) with a three leafed plant called a shamrock. Hence the shamrock has significance for the day. Originally the day was important only in Ireland but because of the large numbers of Irish people who emigrated abroad and the colorfulness of the celebration the tradition spread around the world.

In Ireland St. Patrick's day is celebrated with a parade of floats, bands and marchers in each towns main street. Unfortunately because of the time of the year it invariably rains on the day.

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weedsta

A gangster who deals weed.

I got arrested after a weedsta dealt me a dime of marijuana.

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Slick Dog

Pronghorn Antelope......The "sentinel of the plains".

Look at that Slick Dog

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