dibs

to claim something

i got dibs on that last piece of pizza

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you wonder

specifically used to call someone (generally a male) a bitch. can be used as just a general insult. derived from the tupac song "you wonder why they call you bitch"

hey douchebag, you wonder

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crete

best damn island on earth

I got laid in Hania, Crete this summer

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divorce

1)the most pathetic excuse for your parents being a bunch of stupid shits.

they suck and ruin lives.

nothing good comes out of them, except for the wife, who gets to rape her ex with childsupport, which mostly gets spent on stupid shit
(in my situation, a new set of dishes, and big screen tv...)

2)a way to show your kids that you don't care about them cause you want to go and fuck up their lives by messing them up socially, mentally, AND emotionally...

my parents are failures as parents and thus got a divorce, and i will never forgive them for that.

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fair-weather friend

A friend who is only nice to you when it's convenient. Someone who's wishy-washy. Someone who is a "backstabber." Someone who abandons you in certain situations.

Every time you're with Bob, you won't hang out with me. You're such a fair-weather friend.

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boydell

a pig-like creature

harriet & sarah (filth)

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pussy fritter

The cheesy after sex that dries on the covers of yo bed...

yellowish/white flakey substance

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