Marathon

The attempt to be drunk for 20 consecutive hours.

Let's start drinking at 10 am tomorrow so we can attempt a marathon.

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shot checkers

1. (n.) A particularly exhilirating drinking game involving checkers. Players substitute shot glasses filled with liquor for the red and black plastic checkers pieces. Standard rules of checkers apply. Once a player's shot glass is jumped by the opponent, he must drink the contents of the glass right away. Double jumps in this version of checkers are especially devastating. If player's head collapes on the board, it is an automatic forfeit.

We kicked off that party with a good game of shot checkers.

In the Shot Checkers Championship, she was totally kicking my ass. I had one glass left, and her three glasses has me cornered in. I was all washed up. Then, to my surprise, she passed out right before my eyes and I was crowned the Shot Checkers Champion. What an unforseen turn of events.

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poke

to purposely pop your dick in her mushy pussy...as if unintentionally...like "oops". But, the dick and pussy are fully aware of what's happening. It's a game.

Let's poke.

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pessimistic agnosticism

The acceptance that you don't know whether God exists or not, and the acceptance that you don't care.

See also: pessimism, agnosticism

Random guy: Is there a God?

Polytheist: No, there's lots of gods and godesses.
Monotheist: Yes, just the one.
Atheist, No, there aren't any gods.
Agnosticist: I don't know.
Pessimistic agnosticist: I don't know, and I don't care.
Optimistic agnosticism: I don't know, but I really wanna find out.

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tipois

together in peace one in spirit. i came up with this acronym after I started a website named tipois.com My wife said what are you going to tell people this means. so i didn't want to say two in the pink one in the stink.

together in peace one in spirit

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ebo

Coo guy whos my bud and drives goodly but must burn out.

Eric murd is ebo ok hes my ebo not yours go away......then do yourself up the anal crack. Ok alll done now BYe.............Sweet the pill tray is here buh bye

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CRACKALACKING

It means Smoking Crack!!!!

Whats up with John? He was Crackalacking all weekend!

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