wigwam for a goose's bridle

AN OLD AUSTRALIAN SLANG TERM FOR "HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW"

OR.... IF YOU ARE MAKING SOMETHING AND YOU COULDN'T BE FUCKED EXPLAINING IN DETAIL WHAT IT IS.
IT'S ON THE SHELF NEXT TO THE THINGAMAJIG AND THE DOOHICKEY.

A WIGWAM FOR A GOOSE'S BRIDLE IS USED TO TRIM PINOCCHIO'S BALL HAIR......SILKY SMOOTH.

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like a dog chasing a truck

SOMEONE OUTSIDE THEIR LEAGUE WHEN IT COMES TO CHASING WOMEN.
NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCH'S HER.

(PETER)....YOU WERE OUT LAST NIGHT TRYING TO CHAT UP THAT BLONDE AT THE PUB
(JOHN)....YEAH! HE IS LIKE A DOG CHASING A TRUCK,WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCHES HER.
(PETER)....GET FUCKED CUNT..
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Spin shit

To make up a complete pack of lies, in the hope that others believe you.
Verb. To Spin Shit.
Verb.Spinning Shit

Fuckin cunt "Spin Shit" all the time,gotta wipe his lip the fuckhead or all the dribble run down and stain his shirt.
Fuckin piece of shit druggie "Spin Shit" said it was good gear.
You "Spin Shit " cunt,,,,fuckin druggie.
Politicians "Spin Shit", fucking taxpayers believe it,gobble it up with a spoon.
Fucking politicians "Spinning shit"all the time.

The media "Spins Shit" all the time,and we believe it.NOT.

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throat carver

An extremely harsh on the throat cigarette,whether it be tailor made or a rollie.
Can be used singular or plural.

That first cigarette of the day after a night on the piss is a throat carver.
Marlboro cigarettes are throat carvers,especially unfiltered.

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SECRET SQUIRREL

You and/or someone is up to something .......They ain't saying..

He isn't telling anyone anything,up to some secret squirrel shit again......Fucker.

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Drink some piss

Australian slang term "To Drink some beer"

The lads are going to the pub to "Drink some piss"

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Goooey

A female's moist vagina.
The insides of a Cadbury Creme egg.
And so on.

That Cadbury creme egg was nice and goooey inside.....
She was nice and goooey inside......lovely..

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