Eser

A wannabe who goes on www.urbandictionary.com and makes out that their name is synonmomous with Gangster.

Damn dog, you did an Eser.

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sittable

Refering to something you can sit on, esp something comfortable to sit on.

The couch in the office is very sittable. Eat that, Andrew!

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I'll never wash my cheek

What you do when a cute boy kisses it it.

"When that boy who looked like a dreamy mix of Vanilla Ice and James Brown kissed me, I screamed, 'I'll never wash my cheek!"

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machizzle

to fuck a non living organism

i machizzle my car

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Fusionrift.com

My site, and it's good. Assholes.

We have things

337

The number tied to the Clandestine mystery from the band AFI. No one really knows what it means, except that it appeared all throughout their "Clandestine" video and there are said to be hints all through their last album, Sing the Sorrow. See 336.

Dude, I just discovered the answer to the 337 mystery!

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smoosh

to ejaculate on someone's face

smoosh me please thanks

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