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Children's Views

Yet another manifestation of Mistah's blatant homosexuality with little boys.

-"Children's views was waiting for me in the wash room"
-"Children's views told me that if I didn't touch his special zone, he'd touch mine"
- See Mistah

by GUESS February 15, 2003

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


whats the have?

slang retarded people use to say something as simple as "whats up".

often the mentally challenged speak this code to each other rather then us UN-retarded people,because what un-retarded person would walk up to someone else and say "so, whats the have?" thats right no one because this "term" is fuckin ridiculous

RETARD walking up to an UN-retard

RETARD: a bia bia bia a paw paw paw eeey aaaaah aaawwwhats theeeyy haaaave aaa heo heo meow meow

UN-retarded: wow i hope you get shot in the face

by GUESS April 4, 2004

10πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


ratfink

a cross between a rat, a fink, and a mouse. This is an odd animal only found in seclusive arounds in western egypt. It evolved quite a bit ago when a natural formation of toxic chemicals spilled on to a fink colony in the ground. The smell atracked rats all over the world to partake in the delicious meal. The finks, only half dead at this time, were consumed by the rats and were absorbed into the rats' DNA due to the nuclear contents of the fink. This disaster was the end to Finks, but the birth of ratfinks. However, this disaster made the rats shun the ratfinks because they were different.

A: Look, a ratfink!
B: What's a ratfink?
A: sigh, a ratfink is a cross between a rat, a fink, and a mouse. This is an odd animal only found in seclusive arounds in western egypt. It evolved quite a bit ago when a natural formation of toxic chemicals spilled on to a fink colony in the ground. The smell atracked rats all over the world to partake in the delicious meal. The finks, only half dead at this time, were consumed by the rats and were absorbed into the rats' DNA due to the nuclear contents of the fink. This disaster was the end to Finks, but the birth of ratfinks. However, this disaster made the rats shun the ratfinks because they were different.

B: I really dont care

by GUESS December 22, 2004

28πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


robert de niro

the fakest italian of all time similar to mike showerz except even showerz is more italian then him.

he's been inducted to the italian american hall of fame even know he's 3/4's IRISH. he knows nothing about being italian even know he plays one all of the time....an example of this is he married like 3 blacks. real italians wouldn never dream of doing that.

fuck you robert deniro, i used to think u were half which is acceptable, but wow, WTF 3/4's irish....jesus christ

i know he's a good actor but fuck robert de niro for lying to me that peice of shit....he loves blacks.

by GUESS April 19, 2005

71πŸ‘ 249πŸ‘Ž


mother what what

like whats the have? the common retard uses this. only this slaughter of the english language is a bastardization of a popular black phrase refered to as mother fucker. or to fuck ones mother. which by the way is incest. only "mother what what" is used commonly by retarded six year old boys mimicking "shaft" only in fear of getting slapped by their over weight drunk fathers they replace the profane word fuck with the words commonly used by half deaf people. those words being "what what". only the deaf have the right to say "what what" because lets face it they can't fuckin here you. also "mother what what" is used by child molesters and fags like elton john. i don't know if elton john has ever used the words "mother what what" but i'm going to assume he has...because he's a fag.

some kid: hey frankie wanna go play transformers and when we're done play i'll show you mine and you show me yours


some other kid: sounds like a sweet deal. lets go brotha.


some kid: lets do this MOTHER WHAT WHAT


me: OH MY GOD you little faggot. why don't u lay down on the autobahn. and die.

by GUESS April 18, 2004

8πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


vix

a really bad dude who roxx with snip0r rifle in unreal tournament

oooh, he did a vix

by GUESS February 22, 2003

12πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


newfoundglory

a punk band who rox!

by GUESS September 3, 2003

2πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž