SUBARU

Possibly the greatest car manufacturer of all time. You cannot find better cars for the price. Try. Go ahead! Try to! They don't exist!

"Subaru is totally awesome and the best." - Everyone smart

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contra

contra was adopted as a new form
of masterbation... founded by a fan in the star wars chat room

tk118 plays contra all the time

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Hoe-dar

an internal detection system which monitors and registers the presence of a hoe and indicates the hoe-nosity level of a person or groups of people one comes in contact with.

As the cheerleaders passed by me, my hoe-dar went wacko.

Smokified

To have Comparison to Smoky

To have ones life force sucked out by a whore like girlfriend

Daaaaammmnn Ben...your smokefied

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mini-me

1)A strange creature having the ability to pass off indolence and low quality work as expert advice.

2)one who gives the appearance of diligence, whilst having no capacity whatsoever to manage a workload.

3)one who spends an entire working day complaining about said workload whilst doing the square root of bugger all to do anything about it.

That lazy little git is a total mini-me

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citrusy

1)The Floridian version of Peachy.
2)A mood identical to Peachy.

How are you today?
Citrusy... just citrusy.

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park the car in the garage

euphemism for intercourse

Clark has not parked the car in the garage yet. He's saving it for someone he really cares about

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