fat joe

slang for a penis too big for a girl.

i would fuck her, but i have a fat joe.

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dunno

i don't noe
i don't care
shut the fuck up bitch

i dunno, shut up, i don't care

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contra

contra was adopted as a new form
of masterbation... founded by a fan in the star wars chat room

tk118 plays contra all the time

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Hoe-dar

an internal detection system which monitors and registers the presence of a hoe and indicates the hoe-nosity level of a person or groups of people one comes in contact with.

As the cheerleaders passed by me, my hoe-dar went wacko.

Smokified

To have Comparison to Smoky

To have ones life force sucked out by a whore like girlfriend

Daaaaammmnn Ben...your smokefied

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citrusy

1)The Floridian version of Peachy.
2)A mood identical to Peachy.

How are you today?
Citrusy... just citrusy.

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mini-me

1)A strange creature having the ability to pass off indolence and low quality work as expert advice.

2)one who gives the appearance of diligence, whilst having no capacity whatsoever to manage a workload.

3)one who spends an entire working day complaining about said workload whilst doing the square root of bugger all to do anything about it.

That lazy little git is a total mini-me

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