Petrifry

An old, stray French Fry usually found while cleaning out one's car.

I found a Petrifry in my car last evening that has to be at least 10 years old.

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Momstache

The fine (or in some cases, not so fine) facial hair that grows above a mother's upper lip. It is usually not very noticeable except in bright lights.

My mom has been so busy, she hasn't had time to wax her Momstache.