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The environmental police.
Origin: Al Gore + Oligarchy.
Better turn that heater down man or we'll have the aligorechy round to carbon tax us.
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A book one carries around to write down phone numbers, emails, etc.
Carried around when a person is living in denial of digital and they're not on Facebook, don't have an iphone, etc.
Joan: Dylan isn't on facebook, so when he said he wanted to stay in touch I wrote my number in his face-to-facebook.
Edie: You mean a paper book? How cute!
Jack: We couldn't google map it since none of us had iphones, so I had to draw the directions in Will's face-to-facebook.
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That oh so sweet first cup of coffee in the morning.
Wake up! You look terrible, here cuppa diem (and hands over a fresh coffee)
It is good confettiquette not to boil the rice before you throw it at a wedding.
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Dude use a tissue, I don't wanna get sprayed with head cum.
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A stronger version of "you can't be serious", which can be subtle enough to pass without notice or delivered straight.
Boss: I'm cutting your hours back cos you slack off.
Jane: You cunt be serious.
Jack: I'm leaving you to marry your sister.
Shirley: Surely you cunt be serious.
Jack: I am serious, so don't call me Shirley.
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Learning things from you tube tutorials.
Evan don't pull the kitchen apart, you don't know the first thing about renovations!
What you talkin bout? I spent the week at Youtubiverisity.
Jack's in hospital, whatever made him think he could train attack dogs??
Youtubiversity.
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