Opeth

Excellent extreme progressive godlike-virtuosos.

Actually, Opeth is pronounced O-pth. Not with the "e". Don't believe me? Go see them live, and listebn to them say Opeth.

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uned

An uned is short for an uneducated person. Usually somebody with no qualifications who lives in a council area, and is dependant on benefits. Most chavers are uneds, as they have no education. Uneds are often seen around streets drinking and in chaver cars.

God did you see that woman on trishia, she was an uned.

Last night an uned on wheels, beeped his horn at me, and stuck his fingers up, yelling fuck off, at the top of his voice.

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oh seen

A daft phrase used by Riaz in order to communicate when something has been understood.

ME "Hey Riaz, I heard you shoved a carrot up yo' ass"
RIAZ "Er, yeah"
ME "I got a pic of you doing it"
RIAZ "Oh, seen"

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manc

Inhabitant of the city of Manchester.

Any houmourless twat with a dodgy weave and inabilty to say words such as; paper, tenner or anything ending with ER.

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bearded clam

bushy vagina

man shes got a fuckin' bearded clam

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loon

Slang for masturbating

"stop looning twig!"

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pohm

The correct way to say Pom or pomme or pommy...both of which the Australians use to describe english people. Which is entirely inaccurate in itself because POHm means prisoner of her majesty and we all know that originally the aussies were the convicts britain didnt want any more. So its rather an ironic word for them to use...pohm is what we should be calling them, but we are far too cultured for that so they may remain those aussie bastards :D

Just kidding guys :)

Australian : We just kicked those pohm arses at cricket
Englishman : Bugger off

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