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Virgin, Utah

A small town in the middle of nowhere Utah about 4-5 hours away from Salt Lake City. Made the news in May 2000 when the town passed a law requiring all residents to keep and maintain a gun.

I wouldn't want to live in Virgin, Utah. The right to keep and bear arms should be a choice, not a requirement.

by GaaraoftheDamned March 1, 2012

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Clear Channel Memorandum

A document distributed by Clear Channel communications to their radio stations following the 9/11 attacks, giving a list of songs that should not be played due to "questionable lyrics". Songs included were "Bodies" by Drowning Pool, "The End" by The Doors, "Rooster" by Alice in Chains, and the entire catalouge of songs by Rage Against the Machine. The list was really more a way for Clear Channel to continue pirating the airwaves by using a horrible tragedy as an excuse to not play songs they don't like. Unsuprisingly Clear Channel denied such a memo existed.

Listener: Yea I'd like to request "Brain Stew" by Green Day.

Radio DJ: Sorry but due to the Clear Channel Memorandum which doesn't exist we can't play that one. How about some nice, clean disco?

Listener: Goodbye forever (hangs up and goes to record stores and the internet for new music from now on)

by GaaraoftheDamned December 29, 2011

13πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Blue Monday

Cool 1983 song from New Order. Gained giant popularity in the late 90's when the band Orgy covered it for their album Candyass.

Blue Monday is an amazing song.

by GaaraoftheDamned December 21, 2011

52πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


Lame Duck Film

A theatrical movie, usually a major blockbuster, that runs past it's designated release season (i.e. summer releases playing into fall, holiday movies in January or later, etc.) to the point where only a few theaters are showing them anymore, and there are usually less than ten people in the audience, and chances are most of them already saw it during it's initial release period.

Jane: Hey you wanna catch that new superhero flick this weekend?

Bob: I don't know, the theaters will be awfully crowded since it'll be just coming out. Let's wait a month or so until it becomes a lame duck film.

by GaaraoftheDamned November 21, 2013

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls

Killer song by White Zombie done for the soundtrack to the Beavis and Butthead movie. The song is known for it's African/Industrial combo drum beat. Sadly this is the last song they made and released before they split in 1998.

I got grounded for breaking everything in the room rocking out to Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls by White Zombie

by GaaraoftheDamned January 20, 2011

17πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Hedonism Bot

One of the greatest but most underrated characters on Futurama. Known for being completely golden, always lying down, even while walking, almost always munching on grapes, and always rejoicing at anything and everything that brings him entertainment or pleasure.

Some of Hedonism Bot's best quotes are:

I apologize for nothing!

Surgery in an opera? How wonderfully decadent! And just when I was beginning to lose interest... Djambi, the chocolate icing!

Oh, sirrah, how deliciously absurd!

by GaaraoftheDamned June 3, 2011

36πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


My Life with The Thrill Kill Kult

Awesome Industrial Rock dance band from Chicago. Some of their best songs include "A Daisy Chain 4 Satan", "Kooler Than Jesus", "Nervous Xians"/"After the Flesh", and "The Days of Swine and Roses". Very energetic and sexy lives shows.

I saw My Life with The Thrill Kill Kult last night. Wicked show man.

by GaaraoftheDamned October 14, 2012

13πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž