Relaxi taxi

Said to someone who needs to calm down as a way to infuriate them.

Matt: who ate all my chilli

Gabriel: relaxi taxi bro your girlfriends not even real

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Calmos l’albatros

When you’re french girlfriend gets angry after you ask her to get you a beer and you need to tell her to relaxi taxi

Person1: Calmos l’albatros babe, now go get me a beer Bitch