Gubler

A portly humanoid creature commonly found in a dank cave somewhere in utah. The gubler could have once been considered human, but is now deformed from practicing incest with its own younglings. Deformities include: too many teeth, chodes, webbed fingers and toes, front bums, etc. It’s hungry, but it’s lazy. Thus, it eats its own shit. Due to constantly feeding on its own feces, it’s considerably rank with funky ass teeth and shit. In the last few hundred years, the gubler has fucked its way back into modern society, lowering the average IQ of the general population and believing in fairytales and shit. They pose as humans, but spend enough time around one of these slimy bitches and before long you’ll realize, “oh shit, orcs are real?” In short, the gubler is a dumb, ugly bag of ass; a waste of time and space. They suck.

Ah fuck, here comes Ed. Let’s get outta here, that dude’s a fucking gubler.