Gabraham

When you don't feel like being called Gabe or Gabriel.

guy 1- so whats Gabe short for.
guy 2- ...Gabraham.

guy 1- Do you remember the name of that really funny guy last night?
guy 2- Yea i think he said his name was Gabraham Ligoln.

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anal dishwasher

When an asshole is being licked so hard it sounds like a dishwasher

"Did you give them the anal dishwasher lastnight bro?"

"Yea man the neighbors thought we were cleaning dishes all night!"

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tea machine

When one pee's while simultaneously pissing out of ones ass

"Dude you fucked that toilet up!!"

"Yea bro as soon as I sat down, full tea machine..."