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When an asshole is being licked so hard it sounds like a dishwasher
"Did you give them the anal dishwasher lastnight bro?"
"Yea man the neighbors thought we were cleaning dishes all night!"
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When you don't feel like being called Gabe or Gabriel.
guy 1- so whats Gabe short for.
guy 2- ...Gabraham.
guy 1- Do you remember the name of that really funny guy last night?
guy 2- Yea i think he said his name was Gabraham Ligoln.
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When one pee's while simultaneously pissing out of ones ass
"Dude you fucked that toilet up!!"
"Yea bro as soon as I sat down, full tea machine..."