brucey

a brucey is someone who hates that their last name is a boys' first name

Hey Brucey! Do you want to hang out?

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s.m.i.t.

sexy monster in training. Someone who is too young for you to date but is still hot and muscular. Usually a guy, and they usually have a sexy older brother of dateable age.

Friend 1: He is such a s.m.i.t.
Friend 2: I know! I wish he was just a few years older!

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