Christ cleavage

When a woman wears a low-cut shirt with a cross hanging between her breasts.

I tried to maintain eye contact while she talked, but the glint of her Christ cleavage was really distracting.

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mood parade

When you, your friend or a loved one is feeling a range of unregulated, extreme emotions for no good reason.

I lost my cool as the mother with two young children made her way slowly down the subway stairs in front of me and then was quickly wracked with guilt for my impatience; I'm a mood parade today.

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