coughfee

When you drink coffee, you are sometimes overcome by a fit of coughing. In order not to choke, you spray the coffee from your mouth. The liqiud coming from your mouth, is known as COUGHFEE.

Jimmy choked while drinking coffee and sprayed everyone with COUGHFEE.

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Bogroller

Any domesticated animal, when taken for a stroll, would flop down om a mound of turd - bogserve - or otherwise, and roll gleefully in it.

It is not easy to take Skippy for a walk, he is such a bogroller.

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nosebrowning

The act of trying to make peace with somebody you did an injustice to

It took some serious nosebrowning to convince my girlfriend that she is still the only one in my life after she had found a pair of panties in my car.

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sucking valve

a male sex organ, used for urination and pleasurable indulgencies

after severe fondling, my sucking valve was cocked for action and my girlfriend utilised my sucking valve to its full potential

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shitfit (n)

The act of uncontrollable bowel movement due to the ingestion of anything that promotes diarrhea.

I had a major shitfit (n)

after drinking polluted water.

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quitloser

A person that gives up on everything, even before trying or attempting to try.

Oh, I KNOW I cannot do this...it is too difficult. I am a quitloser

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Whinery

After having had too much wine, people tend to start complaining about a lot of things.

A group of housewines having a few bottles of wine, got all worked up about their husbands and lapsed into whinery.

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