Summer of 2021 will be spent worshiping the iconic pop queen Carly Rae Jepsen. During May 21st to August 17th everyday you must replay the same songs âCall Me Maybeâ âI really like youâ âcut to the feelingâ ârun away with meâ and âstoreâ. On every Friday of the summer we must support our queen by wearing our Carly Bae merch. The summer must be kicked off in what will be known as a âCarly Smashâ that is initiated by a psychotic L.I.T manager
âThis summer is Lowkey boringâ
âWhat are you fucking stupid? Itâs Carly Bae Summer, whereâs your JBL we must praise our queen!â
As a remix to Summer of 2021âs âCarly Bae Summerâ, Summer of 2022 will be spent once again worshiping the iconic pop queen Carly Rae Jepsen. This summer will be spent truly diving deep into her complex ideology of iconic songs such as âCall Me Maybeâ âI really like youâ âcut to the feelingâ ârun away with meâ and âstoreâ. L.I.Tâs will spend the summer studying and performing lifeguard scenarios based on the queen herself. At the end of the summer every counselor must present a 7 hour report on the queen and why she is our great messiah. Why Summer 2022? Because this summer I canât be gatekept by those dog shit managers from last summer ðª
âThis summer is Lowkey boring againâ
âDude once again youâre fucking stupid, ITS CARLY BABE SUMMER, buy a new JBL since they ruined your one last summer and GET TO WORSHIPPINGâ