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Wetty Fap

A rapper with 2 veiny dick tattoos on both sides of his cheeks and a tattoo on his forehead saying "I Fucked Your Cousin"

Wetty Fap got drunk one night than became a huge rapper the next day fucking your cousins

by Gage2003A3 March 7, 2020


Halo

A game for sweaty tryhards and people with high egos that get on a Team Slayer match and think they're able to fuck everybody's mom and the person in 1st place calls everybody on their team a bunch of 5 year old kids because anyone below that person apparently sucks...

HALO 3 PLAYER: IM FUCKIN YOUR MOM

HALO 3 PLAYER 2: NOT IF I FUCK YOURS FIRST
HALO 3 PLAYER: YOU PLAY LIKE YOUR 5 GTFOH
HALO 3 PLAYER: SUCK MY LEFT NUT

by Gage2003A3 May 5, 2020

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Swopple

50 dudes in a gym swinging dicks. Helicopter style.

All I did was go to the gym and seen all these people doing the swopple.

by Gage2003A3 April 2, 2020


Swopple

50 dudes in a gym swinging dicks. Helicopter style.

All I did was go to the gym and seen all these people doing the swopple.

by Gage2003A3 April 2, 2020


Drafted

When you're 18 years old and not old enough to have cigarettes or alcohol but you're sent out to be forced to die in a meaningless war. Without choice. That's pretty fucked up isnt it? Basically it's a death lottery that goes by your birthdate and if you win you get forced to die.

Aww FUCK. I got drafted. Fuck this shit.

by Gage2003A3 January 5, 2020

129πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Millennials

A generation of people born between 1982-2000. Anyone who's basically before or on 2000. Exceeding Generation X 1965-1982 and on forward to Generation Z 2001-2020.

Millennials have seen the evolution of the Internet and Technology on a massive scale. And mostly have strong political views.

by Gage2003A3 December 28, 2019

19πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Chili Dip

Sticking a dildo up your ass and then pulling it back out and shoving it in someone's mouth

I watched this porn video of someone doing the chili dip

by Gage2003A3 April 4, 2020

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž