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Whoopin

Slapping a person's back with a belt

You're getting a whoopin for using profanity in school!

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 4, 2016

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Do you have a mask?

A question that indirectly tells someone to put their mask on. When someone asks you “Do you have a mask?”, it means that masks are required and you have to wear one. It’s just a nicer way of saying it.

Security: Do you have a mask?

Guest: I don’t have a mask.

Security: A mask is required, please wear one. (gives mask to guest)

Guest: No thanks, I’d rather not.

Security: You’re gonna have to leave the mall then, since you refuse to wear a mask.

by GageTheDictionaryGeek October 29, 2021


Spankin

Popping a toddler's hand with a hairbrush when he's in trouble

You're getting a spankin for drawing on that brand new wall!

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 4, 2016

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Man Eggs

A sauce that contains oil, egg yolks, an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice.

This is commonly referred to as mayonnaise, or mayo, for short.

Hard-boiled eggs and “man eggs” make a tasty egg salad, especially for sandwiches!

by GageTheDictionaryGeek January 21, 2022


superchurch

A very large church, such as a Catholic, Anglican, Orthodox, or a Protestant church.

We have exactly one superchurch in our town, which is the Catholic church.

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 6, 2018


Mall Cop

A security guard in a private property, such as an office building, mall, hospital, hotel, museum, store, etc. As soon as they greet you, they sometimes say, "Can I help you?"

I got thrown out of the Tucson Mall for a day by mall cops for filming the elevators there because they thought of it as suspicious activity.

by GageTheDictionaryGeek October 6, 2020

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Gas Bomb

A big, bad-smelling fart

I think Lovette put off a gas bomb on the way back from Marfa, or was that you?

by GageTheDictionaryGeek September 6, 2019

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