Facedouche

An individual who abuses the connectivity and ubiquity of social networks, specifically Facebook. Behaviors such as incessant updating of his/her status ("Seth just woke up and is super-pumped to start his day!", "Seth is eating a bagel", "Seth is taking a dump"),obscure/pretentious status updates ("Sara is waiting..."), commenting on every friend's status update, and posting inappropriate photos of others.

Did you see the head shot Seth used for his profile picture? That guy is such a Facedouche.

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