Egotestical

Adjective: A man who believes he is God's gift to women.

Jack Harkness from Torchwood is really egotestical
Nah, he actually is God's gift to women

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Bedline

Noun: The deadline for leaving Facebook/Twitter/MSN/homework/alcohol/etc and going to bed.

"My bedline is midnight tonight, no one is allowed to take to me after that time."

"Can't stay long, my Mum's given me a bedline of eleven."

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Nine hysterical women

An overwhelming and practical response from the fans to events in a TV series, book, film, etc.

The first nine hysterical women were Torchwood fans, who sent coffee and letters to the BBC protesting against the death of Ianto Jones. Over 900 people registered on one LiveJournal community alone.

Russell T Davies: "The 'controversy' over Ianto's death is just nine hysterical women."

Or:
If (character) dies this series, they'll have nine hysterical women on their hands.

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ZOMG

OMG with added Z

"ZOMG! John Barrowman in drag!"

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Loser Unity

Noun. The bond formed between a group of people who have nothing in common other than being less popular than others. Geeks, nerds, sci-fi fans, musicians, goths, punks, hippies and the intelligent can all form "Loser Unity" bonds to protect them from more popular groups.

The God Eaters, Jesse Hajicek: '"Him?" Ash looked skeptical. "What, are you collecting wimps?"

"Loser unity." Kieran grinned.'

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