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When you think you feel your phone vibrate in you pocket, and you pull it out only to find that nobody tried to contact you
John thought he felt his phone vibrate in his pocket. When he pulled it out there were no new messages, or calls. He must be suffering from Schizophonia.
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An awesome word i made up today for a womans clitoris
Johns very presence made Cindy's muff rocket start to take off
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A penis that is significantly larger than average, or just larger than one is used to recieving. Nice to have once in a while, but repeated exposure could lead to problems.
Girl 1: That dude last night had a total vacation dick. The thing looked like Wee Man's arm!
Girl 2: Oh, so THAT'S why youre walking like that!
boyfriend dick
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