Double whip

A derisive term for a Starbucks patron that asks for a grande frappuccino in a venti cup with extra whip blended in.

Goddamn, Double Whip is in drive-thru.

Otter Spank

When you and your partner hold hands while lying next to each other masturbating.

"Have you ever tried to otter spank? It's s relaxing and adorable."

Dolphin tickle

When you are swimming in the ocean and you feel something brush up against you, causing you to let out a little scream.

"Zack, are you okay?"
"Yeah, it was just a dolphin tickle."

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Blow Damage

The degree to which a woman's make-up is ruined by her male partner's ejaculate.

"There is a lot to consider wh n doing your make up for your honeymoon: heat, humidity, blow damage..."

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Golden pump

When you mistake ejaculating for urinating while having intercourse.

I was with my girl last night and accidentally hit her with the golden pump.

Double salt

When you get hit with a burn on top of a burn and it makes you feel salty.

Oh shit, he got a case of the double salt.