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When you mistake ejaculating for urinating while having intercourse.
I was with my girl last night and accidentally hit her with the golden pump.
A derisive term for a Starbucks patron that asks for a grande frappuccino in a venti cup with extra whip blended in.
Goddamn, Double Whip is in drive-thru.
When you and your partner hold hands while lying next to each other masturbating.
"Have you ever tried to otter spank? It's s relaxing and adorable."
The degree to which a woman's make-up is ruined by her male partner's ejaculate.
"There is a lot to consider wh n doing your make up for your honeymoon: heat, humidity, blow damage..."
When you get hit with a burn on top of a burn and it makes you feel salty.
Oh shit, he got a case of the double salt.
When you are swimming in the ocean and you feel something brush up against you, causing you to let out a little scream.
"Zack, are you okay?"
"Yeah, it was just a dolphin tickle."