Double whip

A derisive term for a Starbucks patron that asks for a grande frappuccino in a venti cup with extra whip blended in.

Goddamn, Double Whip is in drive-thru.

Golden pump

When you mistake ejaculating for urinating while having intercourse.

I was with my girl last night and accidentally hit her with the golden pump.

Otter Spank

When you and your partner hold hands while lying next to each other masturbating.

"Have you ever tried to otter spank? It's s relaxing and adorable."

Dolphin tickle

When you are swimming in the ocean and you feel something brush up against you, causing you to let out a little scream.

"Zack, are you okay?"
"Yeah, it was just a dolphin tickle."

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Blow Damage

The degree to which a woman's make-up is ruined by her male partner's ejaculate.

"There is a lot to consider wh n doing your make up for your honeymoon: heat, humidity, blow damage..."

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Double salt

When you get hit with a burn on top of a burn and it makes you feel salty.

Oh shit, he got a case of the double salt.