Mississippi Gentleman

A style of upper lip hair, or mustache, that is grown for the month of Movember by a facial hair novice. The growth begins with good intentions and lofty goals of achieving facial hair glory like a Tom Selleck, Dapper Dandy, or the Bandito. The male feels his new nose foliage elevates him to a distinguished member of society. But alas, his proud fur patch is no grander than the unkempt brown lawn of a poorly educated Mississippi man who uses strings of partly burnt out Christmas lights to illuminate his beer can filled trailer.

Jamie tried to go all in for Movember, but never accomplished more than a scraggly Mississippi Gentleman.

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