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When you have your phone turned off all day and you turn it back on only to be ear raped by your repetitive ringtone going off more than multiple times, annoying you and everyone near enough to hear
I had my phone off all day to save battery for the trip, when I turned it back on I suffered from some seriousness ringtone ear rape.
When someone is being too much of an intense bad ass to realize their true dickish nature
Guy 1: I'm gonna kick your ass bitch!
Guy 2: Relax hoss, you must of Boflexed to hard last night
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