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Budweiser scale

The number of Clydesdale horses it takes to pull a girl off your face while dining at the Y.

She's not a 10, she's a 20 - On the Budweiser scale.

by Gander Commander September 6, 2016


flesh baton

A large, flesh colored rubber dick

Murphy is quite skilled using a flesh baton.

by Gander Commander April 24, 2016