Scamp & Burn Us

An establishment that relentlessly tries to self-improve through high grade kleptomania and a penchant for buggery . The Bar Manager is a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. The owner likes to womanize and drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented Bongo's Bingo. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

"Dr Evil used to own Scamp & Burn Us and then he decided to stop being such a c*nt"