King of the Shire

A guy who is known for successfully hooking up with multitude of very short girls

friend 1: Did you see David bring that 5' 1'' home last night?

friend 2: Ya dude, he is definitely the King of the Shire

Slime Dime

A girl who would usually rank a 5 or 6 on a scale of 10 in regards to attractiveness; yet, with the addition of excessive amounts of alcohol, becomes a 10/10.

Jimbo: Wow, the girl I took home last night was hot as fuck.
Bob: Dude, check out her Facebook. Sorry, but she was a slime Dime.

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