Cube Rule

A standard of determining types of food dishes based on how the starch component of the meal physically relates to the rest of the ingredients. The Rule is expressed using the planes of a cube to illustrate. A single plane is toast. The top and bottom planes denote a sandwich. Three planes forming a trough illustrate a taco. Four planes forming a square tube are considered sushi. Five planes leaving only one open is a meal served in a bread bowl. All planes filled with starch components is a calzone.

I just realized that according to the Cube Rule, a hot dog is a taco.

Chrispie

A contraction of Christian and hippie which pretty much says it all. Pot smoking, bible thumping and overly self-righteous in every imaginable way. Chrispies are a separate culture from Rastafarians though there is some crossover. Chrispies are usually white and dreadlocks are optional. They may claim adherence to obscure and archaic sects such as the Essenes or Mandaeans but don't ask questions because they will tell you way more than you would ever want to know and they will not stop talking. Ever.

That Chrispie chick told me that psychedelic mushrooms were the original sacrament of the Apostles.

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