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A seemingly tiny penis (not a micro penis - gross). But when it is aroused it grows exponentially into a gargantuan meat hammer.
Jeff looks unassuming with his tiny bulge in his speedos at the beach. But he definately has a Hide-a-cock and could satisfy a sea lion.
When your deputy tells you to turn left, then turn right. But you drive through a wooden roller coaster with your squad car.
Nice job Junior you "Moose Twit!"