Salami slit

Another word for vagina

Victor: she won’t leave me alone idk why

Chris: then stop pounding out her salami slit!!

soad

Anyone that says Syatem of A Down just scream shit cuz they cant read theyre own unintelligible lyrics is an asshole. SOAD is a unique, unclassifiable band that mixes an awsome drummer that goes as fast as anyone out there, a basist who was called one of the top ten basists of all time(the first of course from Metallica), A top 5 ranked gutarist, and a vocalist with one of the most unique, and versatile voices in music today. if someone asks you if you listen to system of a down, you say yes, and they hate you, they're just afraid to listen to something thats not cool, hip, or popular!!!

poular kid: do you listen to SOAD?
me: of cousre!
popular kid: they're not on mtv at all, how are they cool?!
me: *wastes popular kid with dual smgs*

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Bumjab

A jab up the arse with a foreign object usually the penis.

Rick saw a penny, bent down and was bumjabbed by Elton John.

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