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Badtern

A pattern that is bad. Includes both antipatterns and dark patterns.

This software is so full of badterns that it needs to be deleted immediately.

by Ganondox July 1, 2023


Band of Theseus

A band whose current lineup contains none of it's original members. Named after the Ship of Theseus.

In Flames should have renamed themselves Band of Theseus after Jesper left, he was their last original member!

by Ganondox April 14, 2019

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Citation Needed

What you say to some dumbass motherfucker when he pulls some stupid shit out of his ass. Comes from Wikipedia.

Ben: The Sikhs control all the worlds corn.

Jack: Citation needed.

by Ganondox September 24, 2017

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Airplane Land

The liminal space that consists of interior of all airplanes and airports. It is everywhere, and it is nowhere. Time and space work differently there, and you'll never know who you'll run into.

John has been trapped in airplane land for seven hours since his flight got canceled and his itinerary changed.

by Ganondox January 7, 2023


Cassandra Syndrome

Another word for Aspergers Syndrome, alluding to the mythical figure of Cassandra. Cassandra was cursed so no one would believe her even though she spoke the truth. Autistic people are similar, they are honest by nature, but neurotypicals tend to think they are lying from misreading their body language. Since Aspergers Syndrome has fallen out of public favor, Cassandra Syndrome is a suitable replacement.

Melissa has Cassandra Syndrome, that’s why her peers dislike her.

by Ganondox May 24, 2022

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Qiradidadi

Someone who stuffs celebrities into horses.

When I was a teenager my dad set me on fire because I saw him trying to squeeze Eminem into an Arabian horse. I was so mad. I never realized that my dad was THE fucking Qiradidadi—the Italian guy who smuggles famous men into horses.

by Ganondox November 7, 2020


Math Rock

1. A subgenre of rock music defined through its use of complex time signatures.

2. A die.

1. Toes is a great math rock band.

2. Check out these math rocks I just picked up from Dragons Keep!

by Ganondox October 26, 2022