Ganzi

Ganzi is a noun which describes individuals with two specific qualities.

The first quality is known as social hibernation. This consists of scouring the dark web for leaked Pokimane images and masturbating relentlessly. This duty requires around the clock dedication which leads to Ganzis being isolated in their bedrooms for many weeks and months. They lose all ability to speak formidably and even answer simple phone calls. During their short time periods of post nut clarity, Ganzis enjoy to obsessively wash their hands and play league of legends with their discord kitten friends. Other hobbies include partaking in their twitch moderator duties and to send text to speech donations to their favourite streamer with a request to simply say their name.

The second quality of a Ganzi is that they contain a weapon so dangerous that if unveiled to the outside world would lead to mass destruction and ultimately the end of the human race. Their penis is so large that it could simply usurp the entire galaxy due to the gravitational potential that it would incur. Ganzis penis is so large that it would create a blackhole effect sucking the entire universe into it, completely distorting the spacetime continuum.

Other traits include listening to music by Lil Tjay and most notoriously the song Jackie Chan by Post Malone. A Ganzi often threatens to ‘bust a cap in yo ass’ and can respond to questions with simple one word answers or by calmly stating ‘we can’ in a soft and soothing tone.

Nah Ganzi didn’t answer the phone.

Ganzi

Ganzi signifies the most sigma of the entirety of the male homosapien species. He can touch planets without moving an inch and is capable of answering the worlds toughest questions like who created the earth? What came first the chicken and the egg? And who was in Paris? The catch here is that a Ganzi will not respond the a mortal humans words and phone calls. He will leave you on read and isolate himself from society for months at a time. Some wonder how can someone with such power withhold all his knowledge and semen from the entire world? But the truth is that he has a crippling hentai addiction that stems back as long as the universe itself. Megan Fox, Margot Robbie and Jennifer Aniston have made their sincerest efforts at seducing Ganzi but no matter what efforts they exert, Ganzi’s heart yearns for only his one true love. Pokimane. If we unite them once and for all we can unleash the power of Ganzi and stop global warming, end wars and create peace and harmony amongst the galaxies.

I rang Ganzi but he didn’t pick up :(