S S S

abbreviation for 'Staff Sargent Schmeckle'

term held in the highest regards for those fortunate enough to know and love the Staff Sargent. difficult to determine why military honors were bestowed onto it. rumored to be exceptional at BYB, but recent studies have failed to confirm this. generally a nocturnal, cave dwelling creature, it is able to survive for weeks without human contact or movement of any kind, consuming only beer, smoke and kodiak. use extreme caution when approaching the S S S, as it posesses 'force-like' abilities in getting you do do its bidding (free smokes, rides, beers, etc). only one known S S S in existence.

variants: HanDan, ShitFuck, BitchNuts, HaaaaaaanDaaaaaaannnssoooooonnnn, DannyBoy, etc etc etc

"Dood...have you seen S S S in a while?"
"No man...he bummed a smoke off me a few weeks ago, but i think he's hibernating now"
"Dude....wtf?"

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brahim

A close friend or confidant. Used in a fraternal context to address said friend. Bra for short.

He is such a chill bro. He's def a brahim.

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Green Monster

3 foot green lexan water bong with a slide bowl (rip ~ 2001)

occasionally paired with the Liberty Bowl to extend bowl life

challenging hit for some, as it held too little water to provide chilly nice but a very useful tool for those who practiced with it often

also see: Malice Green Monster

"Green Monster?"
"Fuck that...Malice Green Monster!"
"duuuuud"
"pussy!"
"FINE...pack that shit up, asshole!"

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gant

female genitalia,also clothing label

I walloped it into her gant.
Anyone who wears gant is a cunt.

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Malice Green Monster

the Green Monster with optional 24 inch extension...increasing total length to 5 feet

often paired with the Liberty Bowl to increase bowl life

named in honor of malice green: black guy who recieved an unnecessary beat-down from the DPD

the Malice Green Monster was reserved for the most expert/stupid of tokers. one was considered legendary if he/she was able to clear it without coughing afterwards (snoman signature cough did not count)

unuseable alone due to extreme length, until it was discovered the a fireplace match between the toes would work well

"Time for some Malice Green Monster!"
"eat shit duud, I'm cashed out"
"Pussy!"
"Fuck Off!"
"doob?"
"koo"

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gungadinnz

enormous boobs; term generally reseved for use on women whose breasts are extremely large in relation to the rest of their body.

"oh my god! Did you see the gungadinnz on that spinner? You could camp out under them!"

gowl

1. Female genitalia
2. Ecstasy
Comes from granny's medicine, changed to granny gowls, shortened to gowls.

1. Did you get any gowl?
She'd a crazy looking gowl on her.
You had me at gowl.

2. You get the gowls for tonight?
Man I was gowled last night.

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