Gremlin Time

When one of the homies is on a different plane of existence, crawling around on the floor of the bar like a gremlin hunting for dollar bills and cocaine. Don’t feed this person after midnight or they will fuck your shit up.

“Hey Adam did you see where Shanelle went?”

“Ya bro she’s on gremlin time. I saw her bear crawling under the bar stools nipping at people’s toes for dollar bills and nose candy”

Viagra Falls

Viagra Falls is a a small sub region on the outskirts of Niagara Falls where old men flock by the dozens to purchase semi legal Viagra pills. Basically the black market of boner pills.

“Hey Colin how was your day”

“It was pretty good, I spotted former Malcolm in the Middle star Frankie Muniz at Viagra Falls”

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Snyder Law

•from the Germanic schneiderlegal

Definition: Anything, no matter how high the stakes, is possible.

Origins: After the horrid release of Justice League in 2016, missionary worker and religious profit Zack Snyder was able to turn one of the worst pieces of dog shit, abhorrent movies into a remarkable superhero film

“Hey Di Lap are you going to bag that Victoria’s Secret model tonight or are you going to cry yourself to sleep?”

“Snyder Law states that I will be balls deep by dawn”

Mommy’s Milk

The sweet succulent milk from the teat of a mother. Available in 1% 2% and skim

“Hey Derek these scrambled eggs taste a little funny did you try a new ingredient”

“Ya dude I mixed it up with some mommy’s milk”

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