creamed my pants

Spermination in the pants, when seeing something glorious!

"....Is that Jessican Alba over there?"

"o wow! it is... i think i just creamed my pants..."

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bullnut

Refering to the chemical Taurine (bull testosterone.), in most of energy drinks (like Red Bull, Bull?! ehh ehh), but mostly refering to Monster energy drink.

"You gonna pop open that bullnut, or waaat man?!"

"Can we drop by tha 7-11 to get some bullnut?"

"Duuuuude, im so tired, i think i need myself a bullnut!"

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