Billy Lidl

The world's first ever half-supermarket, half-carrier bag rock star with unique vocals, a wide range of instrumental skills and original songwriting, mostly about going to the toilet. Soon to be world famous with his first single, Someone's Done A Poo On My Sweet Sixteen - check it out on Youtube.

Are you going to the Billy Lidl concert tomorrow?
Yeah, sure, I've just got to buy my merchandise for it, including a poo-stained toilet roll and a bog brush dipped in my grandma's discharged period juice

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