Snakes Hiss

Cockney Rhyming Slang for Piss

Watch my pint mate im off for a Snakes Hiss.

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The phone

When a hot girl takes her phone out of her pocket and pretends to start talking to someone on the other end, when they see a boy she knows fancies them, but they dont feel the same way about the guy!

Boy1: So you seen anything of that hot new girl yet?
Boy2: Yeah i saw her in the hall walking towards me, i was going to ask her out for a drink at the weekend, but she gave me "The phone" and blanked me as soon as she saw me!
Boy1: Ouch! I bet that hurts!

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