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An orgasm so low-quality that afterwards, you can only think "bruh."
Guy 1: Had an absolute bruhgasm last night.
Guy 2: Bruh that's sad
Term used for the television.
I can't get my son off of the electric babysitter.
The greatest SoundCloud rapper of all time man!
I love listening to DJ Spit man!
A shit that comes rocketing out of your ass at mach speed due to the excessive buildup of gas behind it.
I ate too much Taco Bell last night and was rewarded with a Bullet Shit.
The Grim Reaper's counterpart who kills via handjob.
I found my grandpa dead and covered in his own cum, he must have been visited by The Grip Reaper.
78π 229π
Had some Clown Meat the other day, tasted funny as always
1π 1π
A term for the slew of hormones that affect one's mind and body during puberty, often compelling them to do certain things, including delinquency, masturbation, and hiding hamburgers in your ceiling. Term coined by youtuber Brendaniel.
Hurricane Hormones compelled me to jack off again, fuck this puberty.