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Emma

A very sarcastic, monotone, giraffe. Might have the longest neck you've ever seen. Usually straight long blonde hair. Never mess with her or else she'll swing her neck and create a devastating tornado. After everyone you love is dead, she will make sure to wipe out the remaining human race.

Orphan:Oh Gosh! Emma is on a rampage again!

by Garfield's left nut April 25, 2019

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Phoebe

Phoebe- typically a middle aged woman with blonde hair and pink/black glasses. You might possibly find her with big bug eyes or a broken knee. She is a very rare sight to see, so if you meet one run as fast as you can.... off the face of the earth. The eternal abyss is far better than the 3 minutes of torture she inflicts upon you as she gouges out your eyes and draws cats with an ink less marker on the inside of your skull.

Angel: Oh shit Phoebe my eyelashes!

by Garfield's left nut April 25, 2019

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