Aidan Hart

Aidan Hart is an absolute beast of man. He can blind you just by taking off his shirt. However, Aidan can't seem to get a girlfriend, so he settles with simping for girls who only see him as a friend.

Bob: Have you seen Aidan Hart around lately?
Kevin: Yes, he stole my limbs yesterday.
Bob: Oh no, that's terrible!
Kevin: *dies of massive blood loss*