Cobain

Seat in the car behind the passenger side seat

(walking to car)
friend 2: I got shotgun!
Friend 3: Left seat!
Friend 4: Cobain!
Friend 5: Since Friend 1 is driving, that means I have bitch... damn.

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Manage the Unit

Jerking Off, Choking the Chicken, Masterbating, Whacking Off, Pleasing One's Self, Fingering the Gonads, Etc.

Damn, that chick is Hot! I gotta remember her so I can manage my unit to her later.

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