Semen Blanket

When a man ejaculates so hard he completely misses his partner and some of the semen lands on the girls blanket.

“I was gonna cum on my girls face, but I went a bit too hard and accidentally gave her a Semen Blanket”

“That’s my ass”

A common phrase used when a male is trying to finger a female and the male goes to low and touches her asshole and the female exclaims, “Thats my ass.”

“That’s my ass” she told him and he moved his hand away from her asshole.

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Goomba

When you put the tip of your dick in your girls ass and when you pull it back out it shit is all over the tip of your dick

My girl gave me a Goomba last night