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A style of hard rock & heavy metal music that is watered down both musically and lyrically to garner maximum radio play and mainstream acceptance. Lyrical themes are drawn from a put-on “tough guy / bro” persona, and include being a badass, getting lots of pussy, strippers, partying, and being betrayed or alone. Image wise, butt rock bands typically consist of guys in their mid-30s with spiky hair, Affliction t-shirts, and bad tattoos (usually barbed wire or tribal). The typical fan emulates this fashion style and exhibits what they think are “manly” personality traits, such as frequently drinking energy drinks, driving an unnecessarily large truck, and otherwise overcompensating for an insecurity in their masculinity. They also tend to have a superficial knowledge of metal music, being familiar only with bands that receive regular radio rotation. Examples of butt rock bands include Five Finger Death Punch, Three Days Grace, Buckcherry, Nickelback, Disturbed, and Three Doors Down.
“All riiiggghhhtt, that was Five Finger Death Punch with ‘Jekyll & Hyde,’ comin up next we got Buckcherry with ‘Crazy Bitch’ for all you ladies out there, right here on KBRO Nothing Butt Rock...”
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A cardboard salesman is like a snake oil salesman but of the modern era. Stupid ass products they sell may be things that you don't even need, like quesadilla makers or scams like a $30 laptop online
15-year-old trust fund kid: My stupid ass tried to buy a $5 1 TB USB online from a cardboard salesman
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The space between one’s bed and the wall. Anything that falls in here mysteriously disappears.
“I just lost an AirPod to my bedcrack.”
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The exact same thing as a crack head but instead of crack it’s sneakers
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si-gogglin Adj.
Not built correctly, crooked, skewed, out of balance.
This term is common in the Appalachian region of North America.
See also cattywompus
"That road up yonder is all sigogglin."
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A trusted friend and confidant who is also undergoing cancer-treatment.
Ranger Reid and Tonto probably remained in good health from both being outdoors in the fresh air and sunshine most of the time and apparently abstaining from any harmful substances like alcohol or tobacco, and so conceivably they would never have been in a position to call each other "chemosabe".
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"government by the least qualified, most stupid members"
lisa: hey guess what?
joe: what?
lisa: i'm a member of the kakistocracy!
joe: that's not a good thing.
lisa: ...
joe: this explains why you failed preschool.
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