“Sun poisoning”

A completely made up term that stupid botox ridden girls use to describe their experience at the beach when they swell up into Benedict Cumberbatch and don’t want to be honest as to why.

“Hey have you seen Becky?”

“Yeah she flew to Tenerife five minutes after her Botox injections”
“Ah…..so it’s not “sun poisoning”then?”

“Nope she’s just too embarrassed to tell the truth”

level 3 qualified PT

Let me translate this from bullshit to English for you “I am a sad dropout who has completely jacked their real job and career in so I can spend all taking picture and videos of my arse” These people, Tbf can be boys and girls but largely girls at this moment in time, are the absolute fakest people of all time and should be banned from social media. Not only do they have no interest in real training or fitness of any kind, but they have the audacity to post shitty inspirational messages about how you should be confident as you are whilst wearing leggings so far up their booty pipe that they can probably see the label every time they open their mouth to speak. Proper egotistical wankers.

“Chloe/23/level 3 qualified PT